WWFOG: shitty name, even shittier concept

June 24th, 200912:39 pm @ jESUIT


WWFOG: shitty name, even shittier concept

On July 4th a new gaming league, the world wide federation of gaming, will launch. You can tell by their slogan, built by games, backed by games, that their CEO has no fucking clue about games and gamers. Throw in the fact that every time he says a gaming “buzz word” he smiles like when George W. Bush doesn’t butcher a word longer than three syllables.

Maybe this douche bag doesn’t realize it yet but there have been suaver, older, and more douche baggy people who have tried the same thing … and failed spectacularly. Maybe they didn’t hear about the Championshit Gaming Series?

This kind of stuff pisses me off. First off, what in god’s name does this walking corpse know about gaming? I bet the closest he’s gotten to progaming is watching his grandson get spanked on xbox live. He even admits that the last game he played was pong, but hey I guess a music exec doesn’t need to have any hands on experience with the league he’s running. We all know how successful that’s been in the past.

Then to top it off he rattles off the names of some pro fighting game players, like that is supposed to impress us. It’s great that a new company is embracing professional gaming but all this interview leaves me with is one big WTF. I think a monkey slinging shit could come up with a more coherent business plan. Downloadable music and games? DOES THIS GUY KNOW THE DEMOGRAPHIC HE IS TALKING TO? Oh and I distinctly remember him saying that the players won’t know what games they’re playing up until match time. WCG Ultimate gamer wasn’t a total fucking failure, good call on imitating that.

At best this project is going to rest on the shoulders of being a news and tournament site … with “pros” signed to compete in their events to draw traffic. They’re going to be so proud that they had a draft and imitated the N-F-L that they won’t second guess themselves. I see this being even less successful than the CGS.

Coin Op TV interviewed the WWFOG CEO Michael A. Winchester (the A is for asshole) about the upcoming league. Here’s the video so you can make the call:

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coL: The Worldwide Federation of Gaming